OPUSCULA:noun, plural — minor works, usually literary in character
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Hunting Snoopy
Whenever I hear someone say the word iditarod — which, I admit, isn't all that often — I have the overwhelming urge to quip, "Yeah, me too, but I was in college and going through kind of an experimental phase..."
Andy Byers was born. He was not a finalist for the 1994 Governor General's Award. Andy has not had several columns and articles published in The New Yorker and The London Times, nor is he the author of such novels as Stephen: A Journey's Windbag or The Hyphenated Erection. Andy is not an associate professor at the University of Toronto, where he does not teach Chauserian Middle English nor Renaissance Swedish Poetry. Andy does not reside in Kanata, Ontario, where he does not make his home with wife Temerity, son Christopher-Napoleon, nor a St. Bernard-Chihuahua mix named Boomer. At the time of writing, Andy Byers is, and hopes to continue.
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