she'll be comin' round the corner when she comes

the judo dyke she has a face like a four-eyed hawk trying to swallow a hatchet a personality like a can of soup opened soup gone squashed on one side i know she's into judo 'cause she has this yin-yang thing sewed on her tit i know she's a dyke because well just look at her she couldn't quite shake off the dumpy little girl all my life thing and yet she still has a slightly more manly bearing than me of course these days that's not saying much okay maybe she's not a dyke but it's like tony randall if he wasn't gay he might as well have been