OPUSCULA:noun, plural — minor works, usually literary in character
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Mix in the Pudding
So we made eighty-five dollars worth of chocolate pudding and we fucked in it. I wouldn't call it a romantic weekend, but it was certainly interesting. I think the whipped cream was a little over-the-top, though.
Andy Byers was born. He was not a finalist for the 1994 Governor General's Award. Andy has not had several columns and articles published in The New Yorker and The London Times, nor is he the author of such novels as Stephen: A Journey's Windbag or The Hyphenated Erection. Andy is not an associate professor at the University of Toronto, where he does not teach Chauserian Middle English nor Renaissance Swedish Poetry. Andy does not reside in Kanata, Ontario, where he does not make his home with wife Temerity, son Christopher-Napoleon, nor a St. Bernard-Chihuahua mix named Boomer. At the time of writing, Andy Byers is, and hopes to continue.
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